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Not Archie, either.

[ That's A Joke For Him™. ]

I'm Mulder. And I'm guessing this hat's an inside joke, but you'll have to be the judge of that.

So it's a hat.

[ there's no note of recognition in her voice, nothing to indicate any sort of significance. ]

What sort of hat?

Black, conical, wide brim...

Where I'm from, we'd call it a witch hat. Might mean something else to you.

I rarely wear hats as it is.

I assume it's not meant to be complimentary.